So yeah, probably gonna get weird for some people, but I got to vent a little. Thanks to this article and the comments.
Let's start with my pet peeve; threesome. Never had one, hope I never will. It would just triple the mess.
But my point is this:
MFM - "not okay and gay," say the boys / "could be hot," say the girls (some girls are pretty enthusiastic about this one)
FMF - "hell yes," say the boys / "could be hot or not," say the girls
MFF - "hell yes," say the boys / "could be hot or not," say the girls (depending on orientation)
And those are apparently the only options. Oh, how boring we are.
Mostly I think threesomes are fantasy material, because who, really, wants to share their significant other that way? I know it wouldn't be a problem for me, but I'm weird that way (ask and I'll try to explain). Most people in the comments said that they wouldn't do it with a girl they wanted to be intimate with longer.
And what the hell is it with guys wanting to see two girls going at it?! ... And at the same time not understanding if some girls want to see two guys doing it. And all the boys in the comments (yes, I read them through) seemed to think all women were at least bi, or then would do anything to please their man. Annoying!
And then there's the problem of facials. Now don't get me started. >.<
I, personally, have no idea about the consistency of semen, but I know that I wouldn't want that stuff in my eyes or hair. I've heard that it stings like hell and you can't get it washed out of your hair, even when it's fresh.
And wouldn't it be a hassle to suddenly jump up from the lower section, wobble over and jab the other person to the face with your meat stick? I mean, really? Isn't sex messy and difficult enough without those kind of acrobatics?
So yeah, as you can see, I'm not really pro-sex at the moment. ^^'
I think it's because it's almost three o'clock in the morning, I'm annoyed, and just bored of sex pouring out of every tube. :P
Off to bed now. Good night. =.= Gonna write about something more sensible later...
